More Shite talk!! and a bit of an auld rant! Bastards!
Ha ha!! The sun is out!! I love the sun, I love it soo much, I drove to work this morning, then turned around and drove all the way back home, and then back to work again!! :-) I love my motorbike!.....
Bollocks! I drove back to get something out of my apartment for my brother! I really need to give him a key! Feck it I enjoyed the ride. Although I ended up an hour late for work cause of it. Ah well, Rowing tonight!! Wicked!! Go the curragh!!
So anyway, where to finish, I'm getting old, which is strange cause I'm still in my twenties, I was in bed by 10 with a book last night and STILL woke up knackered! I think I'm turning into my Dad! Most people would be freaked out by that, but as he drives a cool car, goes to the gym 3 days a week, stays fit and healthy and has a better social life than me, maybe it's not a bad thing! :-P
I need a new job, this one sucks, did this one, bought the t-shirt and it shrank in the wash! Time to extend my horizons, I want an upgrade and not a winxp service pack 2 type that fucked up everyone's PC and stopped half your programs working! I want an upgrade like you get to your bike or car when u want to take it to the track, I want Nos, I want slick tyres and a revamp of the manifold block! I want to get dynojetted!! So the CV is done and out! and the job offers are brilliant, well, they will be brilliant.. well, I'm sure they'll be good, when they arrive. Delayed in the post,, thats it!
I hate stupid people, ye know? I mean not funny stupid, like the time me and Podge got pissed and moved the bus stop closer to our local pub, (Bastards wouldn't stop for us either ) or when we started laying cobbletstones on the mainstreet drunk at 2am. That said the council just continued from we left off, must've done a good job!! :-) I mean stupid as in close minded, narrow minded. Ye know... IDIOTS!! Local baptist church sent me post telling me I'm going to burn in hell for eternity and I'm a sinner! Well, I disagree, but apparently I can't get into the afterlife unless I admit I deserve hell, well, If I admitted I deserve hell I'd be lieing and so a worse sinner and probably be sent to hell, so I figured, best thing to do is to return their sectarian, abusive, insulting pamphlet and ram it up their arse! Then I'll deserve hell and so can be saved! :-P
What if I don't want to be saved? It's been said before, and I think it's a valid point, all the fun people are in hell. All the boring people are in heaven, I mean my Grandad is in heaven, I loved the guy, he was great, but I don't want to spend eternity hanging with him either! I want to hang with the Artic Monkey's maybe do some jamming, but rock is banned in heaven isn't it? the devils music? Bah! It's hell for me, ROCK N ROLLL!!!!! Anyway, I hear the beer is shite in heaven! Probably can't get guinness or a decent lager. And what if I wanted a spliff? Not that I smoke it, but my mates do, and who knows, I might want a spliff, what the fuck do you do in heaven if you want a joint?
No I'm going to stay pagan, I think I'll go sacrafice a small child and eat a baby! Eh? Jerry Falwell? thats what we do isn't it? You twat!
Later all, as ever, don't be sane, and if your normal, you're a freak!
Slán leat,
Tóg a bogadh,
Concúbhair
Conor
Bollocks! I drove back to get something out of my apartment for my brother! I really need to give him a key! Feck it I enjoyed the ride. Although I ended up an hour late for work cause of it. Ah well, Rowing tonight!! Wicked!! Go the curragh!!
So anyway, where to finish, I'm getting old, which is strange cause I'm still in my twenties, I was in bed by 10 with a book last night and STILL woke up knackered! I think I'm turning into my Dad! Most people would be freaked out by that, but as he drives a cool car, goes to the gym 3 days a week, stays fit and healthy and has a better social life than me, maybe it's not a bad thing! :-P
I need a new job, this one sucks, did this one, bought the t-shirt and it shrank in the wash! Time to extend my horizons, I want an upgrade and not a winxp service pack 2 type that fucked up everyone's PC and stopped half your programs working! I want an upgrade like you get to your bike or car when u want to take it to the track, I want Nos, I want slick tyres and a revamp of the manifold block! I want to get dynojetted!! So the CV is done and out! and the job offers are brilliant, well, they will be brilliant.. well, I'm sure they'll be good, when they arrive. Delayed in the post,, thats it!
I hate stupid people, ye know? I mean not funny stupid, like the time me and Podge got pissed and moved the bus stop closer to our local pub, (Bastards wouldn't stop for us either ) or when we started laying cobbletstones on the mainstreet drunk at 2am. That said the council just continued from we left off, must've done a good job!! :-) I mean stupid as in close minded, narrow minded. Ye know... IDIOTS!! Local baptist church sent me post telling me I'm going to burn in hell for eternity and I'm a sinner! Well, I disagree, but apparently I can't get into the afterlife unless I admit I deserve hell, well, If I admitted I deserve hell I'd be lieing and so a worse sinner and probably be sent to hell, so I figured, best thing to do is to return their sectarian, abusive, insulting pamphlet and ram it up their arse! Then I'll deserve hell and so can be saved! :-P
What if I don't want to be saved? It's been said before, and I think it's a valid point, all the fun people are in hell. All the boring people are in heaven, I mean my Grandad is in heaven, I loved the guy, he was great, but I don't want to spend eternity hanging with him either! I want to hang with the Artic Monkey's maybe do some jamming, but rock is banned in heaven isn't it? the devils music? Bah! It's hell for me, ROCK N ROLLL!!!!! Anyway, I hear the beer is shite in heaven! Probably can't get guinness or a decent lager. And what if I wanted a spliff? Not that I smoke it, but my mates do, and who knows, I might want a spliff, what the fuck do you do in heaven if you want a joint?
No I'm going to stay pagan, I think I'll go sacrafice a small child and eat a baby! Eh? Jerry Falwell? thats what we do isn't it? You twat!
Later all, as ever, don't be sane, and if your normal, you're a freak!
Slán leat,
Tóg a bogadh,
Concúbhair
Conor
posted by Unknown | 10:55 AM
1 Comments:
organized religions will tend to shove hell down your throat...same deal here in america.
hell would definitely be more fun...dominique and i have a table for 2 reserved already, right near satan. best seat in the house!
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