So, budding porn stars on AIM?

So I'm sitting in work at my desk today, minding my own business, doing a bit, well, I was actually reading BBC news website, but I HAD been working right before then , I swear!! So anyway I get this IM msg, through meebo on my AIM account, some young one, giving me the whole "Hi.. I saw your profile and wanted to chat.. blah blah blah...". Being the nice friendly guy I am I responded "Hi, didn't realise I had a profile, cause I knew if I made one some stupid tramp earning a dollar a minute for abusing herself on the net would pester me to "cyber" with her so she get me to visit her website!"

Actually no, I was bored so thought I'd have some fun, I was friendly, then she got to the inevitable.. I'm just chilling here, tbh, I'm really horny.. Can you help me out? My first thought? Well, Yes I can, I can give you the number of my local baptist church, you're a sinner, so you should have no problem being saved! Anyway the vicar / priest / Facist bastard who runs the place, is probably looking for a new skank to bang like a screen door in a hurricane!

What I said was "Sure, that'd be fun, lol, I thought you were gonna be one of thopse fat slags who chats to people to get them to log onto their cheapass site showing their fat ass and ugly face trying to sell their own home made brand of donkey porn! Gods I hate those sick fat ugly scummy skanks, lol, don't you?" I got a very gratifying "F*** You, motherf****er" Cheered me up no end, :-) Now I feel the day is going well :-).

hmm, will add more later!
Feeling hungry, want food, don't know what to have yet :-)


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